Puppets and Indie Kids Have All the Fun: An Epic Rambling Diatribe About Bad Ass Kids Television featuring Gratuitous Swearing and Youtube Videos
Sometimes I feel like some sort of hipster Andy Rooney, but…. you know what really pisses me off?
How good fucking children have it these days, without even knowing it. I could complain about the toys, the phones, the videogames, the earlier and earlier ages with which children engage in sex and the casualer and casualer attitudes about blowjobs, but I’m sure others have voiced all that more eloquently already.
What I want to complain about is all the fucking indie rock children’s shows that are popping up on cable,with sexy chicks, trippy visuals, and great music that aren’t intended for me, because I’m not a kid (and probably won’t be again), I’m not a parent (and hopefully never will be), and I don’t smoke pot anymore.
