The older I get, the harder it seems to make friends (and I need fresh reserves cuz people keep settling down to start families, getting knocked up and saddled with families, or leaving town to get famous). It’s not always hard, though. Sometimes you just bump into someone in the right state of mind, and you’re on the same wavelength and you have common interests and you’re off.

I found this next exchange super innocent and cute. It reminded me of little kids talking about the sandbox or teenagers forming instant bonds over heavy metal

Duder 1: So…do you like drugs?
Duder 2: Yeah!
Duder 1: Do you like cocaine?
Duder 2: I do!
Duder 1: Would you like to go into the other room and do some cocaine?
Duder 2: I think I would. Thanks!

And off they went.